off course

2:17 PM | Sunday, September 10, 2006

another lame one -.-

Pick the month you are born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over

Pick the day(number) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a Mexican
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my bestfriend's girlfriend
10-my neighbour
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-myself
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-a model
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an i-pod
29-a permanent marker
30-an ilama
31-a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White-beacuse I'am cool like that.
Black-because that's how i roll.
Pink-because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red-because the voices told me to do so.
Blue-because I'm sexy and i do what i want.
Green-because i hate myself.
Purple-because I'm cool.
Grey-because I was drunk
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-because I hate my family.
Brown-because I was high.
Other-because I'm a ninja
None-because I can't control myself.

Now,type out the sentence you make and pass it on!
I had lunch with(hungry lah) your mom(no bad ideas) because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.(haha,i have no ideas to do anything to your mum!)

Authentic.